Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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