he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
bring money and cleavage
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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