ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
