Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
don't judge my taste in strippers
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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