why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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