Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
im on a boat
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