Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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