my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
this hospital has no fireball
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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