My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We smell like vodka and hangover
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