Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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