the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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