Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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