Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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