i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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