Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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