So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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