Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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