I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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