My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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