so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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