the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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