I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize
