I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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