She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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