He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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