Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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