They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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