Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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