he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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