Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
