i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
