I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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