This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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