Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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