Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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