I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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