She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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