Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
actually, I'm a sock model
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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