I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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