It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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