I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm at about main and main street
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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