I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I got her a Nickelback box set.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
God I need to hump something, right now.
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