I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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