You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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