talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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