Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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