that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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