She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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