Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
