I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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